Viirus kasutab nime "TÖÖ". Kui Teile saadetakse "TÖÖ" – ükskõik, kas
kolleegide või ülemuse poolt, e-mailitsi või interneti kaudu – ei tohi
seda mitte mingil juhul avada, sinna sisse vaadata ega seda puudutada!
Kõigil, kes siiani "TÖÖ'ga" kokku on puutunud, on täheldatud kogu eraelu
kustutumist ja normaalse ajutegevuse peatumist. Ka "TÖÖ" saamisel
paberkandjal ei tohi seda puudutada! Ärge avage "TÖÖ'd", vaid visake see
kohe prügikasti. Seejärel võtke oma jope ja 2 head sõpra, minge otse
lähimasse kõrtsi ja tellige kolm õlut. Korrake seda tegevust 14 korda
ning selle tulemusel kustub viirus "TÖÖ" Teie ajust. Saatke see hoiatus
vähemalt viiele lähedasele sõbrale või tuttavale edasi. Kui märkate, et
Teil ei ole viit lähedast sõpra või tuttavat, tähendab see, et olete
nakatunud ja viirus on Teie elu üle võimust võtnud.
mostly business quote:
* when i say yes, i mean maybe,
unless my eyebrow is raised,
in which case i mean maybe not.
* we don't know why we make these,
so we're hoping to find people
who don't know why they buy them.
* I sent all our best employees to
investigate our competitor's
company, but they never came back.
Maailma paremuselt teine nali:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."
“ Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," came the reply. The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday." ...
Easter Eggs in software
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